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If you're weary of the games often associated with modern dating, why not treat yourself to a luxurious experience where your needs take centre stage?

Someone smart once taught me that the secret to living a life free from regrets—a life you’ll look back on and smirk when you’re ninety-five in a nursing home—is knowing to take the plunge when you find yourself drawn to something new or intriguing. Daring adventures are what make all the mundanity of life worthwhile. As they say, the only way to be free from temptation is to give in to it.

Many people debate for months or even years before booking an escort for the first time or before contacting a new provider. They let social stigma and internalised shame hold them back from indulging in what is, in reality, a wholesome and mutually beneficial experience. This type of dating may well be one of the best-kept secrets around. An unconventional yet undeniably rewarding investment for those who refuse to settle for less than exceptional.

You value your time and energy, so why waste endless hours swiping through apps, carefully crafting messages which get ignored, all for the small chance of a date with someone who can’t be bothered to ask you a single question? And maybe, after you’ve kept the conversation on life support for a few hours, a mediocre hookup where your best efforts to have fun are met with passivity and a total lack of communication?

We all need and deserve intimacy in our lives. A good date gives you so much more than just fleeting pleasure. It’s an opportunity to slow down and remind yourself you merit the finer things in life. It’s a sort of intellectual open mic where you have permission to think about yourself differently. It can be a vital confidence boost to give you momentum after a bad breakup or dry spell.

An afternoon of unleashing your most debaucherous desires with an expert in the arts of seduction can release months of built-up tension and send you to the next item on your busy itinerary with a rejuvenated spring in your step. My experiences in this industry have taught me that even an evanescent tryst needn’t be impersonal and forgettable.

If you distinguish yourself through decisiveness and the respectful nature heralding true classiness, you’ll be lavished with authentic companionship free from pretence. You’ll feel the glow of my doe-like green eyes fixed on you as we flirt across the dinner table, my attention utterly fixed on you, both of us relaxed in the knowledge there’s no ambiguity about what comes after dessert. But if you approach our time together as a checklist to rush through or approach uncourteously, that ninety-five-year-old in a nursing home may well know they missed out on something special.